New Year • Fate • Destiny • Life Direction
Helloooo, my precious petal — it is I, Madame Destiny,
your favourite fabulously gifted fortune-teller,
channeling tea, tarot, and truth through my beloved crystal ball Serafina
and under the watchful eye of my mysteriously moody black cat, Balthazar.
This is an in-depth reading using ancient tea-leaf divination, classic tarot,
and crystal-ball scrying to reveal what lies ahead in love, life, destiny — and beyond.
Kettle on, shawl straightened,
I’ve been having a quiet word with 2026…
and oh, it’s got opinions.
This is not a year for drifting or dithering.
It’s the sort that taps you on the shoulder and says,
“Alright, love — enough circling. What are we actually doing?”
In this reading, we explore:
What chapter has truly reached its end (even if you keep reopening it)
The opportunity arriving in 2026 that nudges your life in a bold new direction
Love, work, money — where fate says “yes, darling” and where it firmly says “we’re done here”
The choice that quietly, but decisively, sets the tone for the entire year