Ohhh dearie, come in, sit down, I’ve got the kettle on…
Don’t mind Balthazar—he only hisses when there’s betrayal in the air.
I’m Madame Destiny, your favourite British fortune teller with a sixth sense sharper than your ex’s lies and a voice that’s been kissed by the spirits.
I peer into the mists of the week ahead and unveil what’s coming, ready or not!
I’m Madame Destiny, psychic seer of shadows, reader of fate, and part-time cat wrangler. With my crystal ball Serafina by my side (she’s got a sharper tongue than I do, bless her smoky quartz soul), I peer into the mists of the week ahead and unveil what’s coming, ready or not!
Is your lover true or playing footsie with a secret floozy?
Will the ex come crawling back like a moth to a flame—or a fly to something stinkier?
Is money on the move or is there a snake in your career garden?
Each week, I stir the tea leaves, consult the stars, and gaze into Serafina’s depths to bring you a juicy, accurate, and heartfelt reading. Expect revelations, a wee bit of scandal, and a whole lotta truth served up with sugar and sass.
Whether you're tangled in a love triangle, wondering if your boss is plotting your downfall, or just feeling like the Universe has put you on hold—don’t fret, puppet.
Madame Destiny is here to spill the cosmic beans.
Book now, or risk missing the warning that could change everything.
Bless your heart—and your love life.
~ Madame Destiny
and Serafina, who says you're asking the right questions, love