Oooohh HELLLOOOO, dearie!! ✨
Let me pop in me pearls, fluff up me turban,
polish Serafina, my crystal ball ️,
and sit with Balthazar, my black cat, to infuse a magical purr.
I'll light a swirl of incense, spritz a touch of Chanel No. 5,
and call in my most trusted Spirit advisors
to channel a whole lotta cosmic sass,
with just a spritz of Chanel No. 5 and a swirl of incense.
Hoo boy, come closer now, poppet—
The stars are brewing up a right spectacle this week, and you don’t want to miss the show.
The Lion’s Gate has swung open its fabulous golden gates—yes, just like Buckingham Palace, but more intergalactic. And now? We’re dancing in the glow of a big, bold, barmy Full Moon in Aquarius—she’s wild, she’s unpredictable, and she’s got a message for you.
If your heart’s been doing the tango with confusion, or if you’ve been waiting on that special someone to finally wake up and smell the blooming roses—then this, sweetpea, is your moment.
WHAT’S INCLUDED, LOVE:
️ A Full Moon love spell performed by me, Madame Destiny
A spiritual spring-clean of your romantic aura (out with the emotional mothballs, in with the love sparkles!)
A psychic message, channelled from the Universe straight to your inbox—a cheeky little preview of what’s to come
So don’t wait.
Book now and let Madame Destiny roll out the red velvet rug of romance… while you sit back with a cuppa and let the Universe work its wonders. ☕