Ohh well hellooooo, dearie!
Did you have a strange dream again, hmm?
Woke up in a sweat, heart going like the clappers,
wondering why they were in your dreams again, holding your hand… and then turned into a giant hedgehog on a motorbike?
Well don’t you worry, love, Madame Destiny is here,
and I’ve just put the kettle on.
Now, come sit by the fire, rest your weary bones,
and let me and Seraphina (my very sassy crystal ball)
peer into the meaning behind your midnight mayhem.
⬛ Balthazar, my cat, may or may not have a few things to say as well.
️ What I Can Do For You, Petal:
Who’s showing up in your dreams—and why?
(Yes, even that ex. Especially that ex.)
Are they dreaming of you? Ohhh the plot thickens, doesn’t it?
Is this a message from your higher self,
a past life, or just too much cheese?
Recurring dreams? Nightmares? Bizarre symbols like flying potatoes or wedding dresses made of bacon? I’ve seen it all, dear.
With a flick of the tarot, glow from my Serafine the Crystal ball,
a whisper from Spirit, and a few well-timed biscuits, I’ll reveal exactly what’s going on behind your eyelids. Whether it’s forbidden longing, psychic messages, or a good old-fashioned nudge from the Universe—I’ll explain it all with flair, wit, and a spot of theatre, darling.
What You’ll Receive:
A delightfully accurate dream interpretation,
with all the dramatic flourish of a West End show
and the warmth of your nan’s favourite hug
Insights channelled through my crystal ball Seraphina,
guided by Spirit and a deck of very opinionated tarot cards
Possibly a meow or two from Balthazar,
who always knows when someone’s been naughty
So if you’re waking up going,
"Why on earth was I dancing with Prince Harry on a train to Atlantis?"
Or
"Why did my twin flame show up in my dream just to borrow my hoover?"
"Are they dreaming about me and won't admit to it?"
Madame Destiny’s got all the tea, darling.
️ Click below, dearie. Let’s brew some magic together in the land of dreams.
Mwah!