Ohhh my sparkly buttered scone,
how lovely to see you here!
Come, come—sit down.
The kettle’s on, and the spirits are already gathering.
Serafina (my crystal ball) has been buzzing all week.
The Great Spirit’s been wafting
through the tea steam with her usual flair,
and Balthazar—my black cat
and unofficial spiritual advisor—
just knocked over my moonstone bowl.
Always a sign!
So what does it mean, my radiant pudding?
Well now... the Moon is purring in Leo, and you—YES, you
—are being summoned to shine like a chandelier in a blackout.
This lunation is no time to shrink. It's time to light the fire within.
✨ What You’ll Receive:
Tarot & Tea Leaf Reading – Direct from Madame’s velvet-draped table
Crystal Ball Vision – Tilly sees what’s ahead (and she never fibs)
Channeled Blessing from Mother Mary – A sacred message of grace and guidance for this moon cycle, including how it will bloom in your life
For lost lambs, bold hearts, and glittering souls at a crossroads.
Let Madame Destiny & Balthazar the Cat guide your next divine move.
Only a few spots, sugarplum—book now before the stars flounce off!
With love, moonlight, and a whisper of scandal,
Madame Destiny
& Balthazar the Cat