Well now, aren’t you a curious heart?
Come in, love, sit down, don’t mind the cat
she only hisses at ghosts.
This is a bite-sized, proper old-fashioned
fortune telling reading, delivered with all the pomp, sparkle, and no-nonsense truth
you’d expect from a lady who’s been reading hearts longer than she’s been steeping her tea.
Wondering if they still think of you, pet?
Not sure if he’s your forever, or just your for now?
Or maybe Spirit’s whispering that someone’s coming... and they’re a bit spicy, mm?
With my crystal ball polished, my deck shuffled,
and the candle flickering just so —
I’ll peer into the great romantic beyond on your behalf.
Delivered within 12–24 hours
(unless I’m caught in a séance
or the cat knocks over the Wi-Fi again)
Expect giggles, goosebumps, truth
and maybe a cheeky tear or two
Whether it’s unrequited love, twin flame tangles,
or just a good old-fashioned “Does he fancy me or what?”
I’ll tell you what I see, petal. No fluff. No filter.
Just truth, wrapped in a little magic and a lot of charm.
Madame Destiny knows. Let her tell you.
(And don’t forget to leave
a little biscuit for the spirits, won’t you?)